Notice: The beatings will continue until morals improve

                                                   

                                               and it FUCKING ROCKED!

Four mazes, four live shows, three attractions not counting the Terror Tram, and five fucking scare zones all filled with cheap thrills. The scare zones and the Nightmare on Elm Street maze are what really  got me screaming. The tram ride was our first stop, we had an awsome tram driver. So it tacks you to the back lot where you get off and wander around while fucking zombies with tin cans filled with rocks come-up behind you, scream at you, and chase after you. Ran and you're fucked, stand still and you're fucked, either way you're fucked! Throughout the whole park there were these guys running around with chainsaws and following the ones who were really scared, so you can only imagine how my night went. The Nightmare on Elm Street maze seemed kind of short but the people in there were just fucking terrifying, and when you think it's over some damn son-of-a-bitch had to pop out and give you damn herat attack! I practically ran over my friend Justine, but she understood. The House of Horrors maze was really creepy and we had it was only worst becuase right behind us were these two girls who screamed at every turn so all the workers were of course picking on us. The live shows were great, they were a relaxing comfort from the terror packed streets. My personal fav was Chucky's Insult Emporium, you basically paid to get into Universal and have Chucky (that fucking creepy ass yet very cool killer doll) insult you in the worst ways. Speaking of insults, Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure really attacked popculture. They made fun of Brittany Spears, Paris Hillton, Lindsey Lohan, Heros, 300, Rocky Balboa, Transformers, My Chemical Romance, Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donald, and that show that exposes internet perves and pediphilos. All of this was done to random song and dance, so like the movie it was so stupid you had to sit throught it in hopes that it might get better, at least it was kinda funny. Another great show was Dark Magic and Dirty Tricks, this guy really put on a funny show. He made himself into a human crazy straw, stuck a neddel in one eye and made it come out of his other eye and then his mouth. He also introduced us to Mr. Happy Pants (the sick freak!), he also did this one thing involving static and camera-phones that really scared he shit out of us! Then there was Slauther World, they said that the show all blood, gore, violence, and adult themes. The show was nothing but sexual inuandos, but Kitten and the Gimp were my favs.

I really suggest that you go befor its over and if you miss it to bad for you 'casue you're going to have to waite till next year. See you then!