Notice: The beatings will continue until morals improve

.... You Missed Out!

Last night was the long anticipated Projekt Revolution Tour! The wait to get in was .... a  nightmare .... but when you were finnally in and the show began (even no especially at the revolution stage) the wait seemed totally worth it. " In short... You Missed Out! on a great show, and I have one thing to say... Urine signed amd hugged stuff!"- Olive, "And if you don't know who that is, fell shame! I want you to feel great SHAME!"

Yeah it really was one hell of a show! Battling heat, sweaty fat men, public urination was so worth it. And one of the best things to come out of it... I could have won free condoms.