Notice: The beatings will continue until morals improve

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.

I  noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager  had spiked hair in all different colors: green,

red, orange, and blue. 



The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and 

find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he 

sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything 

wild in your life?"



The old man did not bat an eye in  his response,



"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was  just wondering

if you were my son."