Notice: The beatings will continue until morals improve

ok, I'm so fucking bored and I'm trying harder then ever to aviod doing my sociology assignment that I decied to dispence to anyone, who actually reads this crap, some words of wisdom:

life is a brief interlude between nothingness and eternity

to make headlines you have to use a corduroy pillow

so many pedestrians, so little time

reality is an obstacal to halusination

change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

everyday a day gose by

suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism

you cant' have everything ... where would you keep it?

lookout for number 1. don't step in number 2

never trust a skinny cook

never eat anything bigger then your head

it is morally wrong to let suckers keep thier money

clams are not all that happy

if everything seems to be going your way you're probably in the wrong lane

you're not paranoid, they really are out to get you