Notice: The beatings will continue until morals improve

I know it has been a whlie since i've done anything on buzznet so i thought i'd post this link

http://www.mycrazyroommate.com/search/label/P

this leads to a blog site where this guy writes about his roommate who is so f-ing funny. well, this exact link leads to a section titled P, its just a few randomly crazy stories about this guys roommate. one of my favorites is Return of P, it is so stupid that it is acutally kind of funny. check it out. it is deffinetly good for a few good laughs. 

I never really understood why the feminist I have meet in life were so pissed off, now I know.

I had to get a ride to and from class today and the sob that gave me a ride listens to nothing but talk radio. This is a problem because I find talk radio kind of boring, so if I ride with person I usaly bring my i-pod, thid time I forgot it. On the way to class it wasn't to bad listining to the radio, he had some jazz stations playing. But on the way back he put on this supposedly "stimulating" talk radio. The commercial for the next show was this fucking pig, who has the nerve to actually call himself a man, insulting women. To make it worst, the guy I was with was laughing and agreeing with this jack-ass. I never really liked this person that gave the ride but now I really don't like him.

I can't believe that there are people out there who have radio stations that reach millions of people a day and use it to spillout trash and fith that serves no form of entertainment or educational value. I can't waite to get my station up. It's going to be mostly music but there will be interviews and short talk segments (mostly late night) that cover a wide spectrum (musicians, politicans, actors, artist, anyone fasinating). There will be jokes, I will insult those who set themselves up for it, but I will not attack people just becuase I can. I'll put my station to good use, I will not abuse my power like some people.

Sorry, I know this sounds like bitchy rantings, but I'm pissed off!!

Hey guys (anyone who actually reads this crap) I just got back from Halloween Horror Nights '07

                                               and it FUCKING ROCKED!

Four mazes, four live shows, three attractions not counting the Terror Tram, and five fucking scare zones all filled with cheap thrills. The scare zones and the Nightmare on Elm Street maze are what really  got me screaming. The tram ride was our first stop, we had an awsome tram driver. So it tacks you to the back lot where you get off and wander around while fucking zombies with tin cans filled with rocks come-up behind you, scream at you, and chase after you. Ran and you're fucked, stand still and you're fucked, either way you're fucked! Throughout the whole park there were these guys running around with chainsaws and following the ones who were really scared, so you can only imagine how my night went. The Nightmare on Elm Street maze seemed kind of short but the people in there were just fucking terrifying, and when you think it's over some damn son-of-a-bitch had to pop out and give you damn herat attack! I practically ran over my friend Justine, but she understood. The House of Horrors maze was really creepy and we had it was only worst becuase right behind us were these two girls who screamed at every turn so all the workers were of course picking on us. The live shows were great, they were a relaxing comfort from the terror packed streets. My personal fav was Chucky's Insult Emporium, you basically paid to get into Universal and have Chucky (that fucking creepy ass yet very cool killer doll) insult you in the worst ways. Speaking of insults, Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure really attacked popculture. They made fun of Brittany Spears, Paris Hillton, Lindsey Lohan, Heros, 300, Rocky Balboa, Transformers, My Chemical Romance, Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donald, and that show that exposes internet perves and pediphilos. All of this was done to random song and dance, so like the movie it was so stupid you had to sit throught it in hopes that it might get better, at least it was kinda funny. Another great show was Dark Magic and Dirty Tricks, this guy really put on a funny show. He made himself into a human crazy straw, stuck a neddel in one eye and made it come out of his other eye and then his mouth. He also introduced us to Mr. Happy Pants (the sick freak!), he also did this one thing involving static and camera-phones that really scared he shit out of us! Then there was Slauther World, they said that the show all blood, gore, violence, and adult themes. The show was nothing but sexual inuandos, but Kitten and the Gimp were my favs.

I really suggest that you go befor its over and if you miss it to bad for you 'casue you're going to have to waite till next year. See you then!

                                                                                                               

ok, I'm so fucking bored and I'm trying harder then ever to aviod doing my sociology assignment that I decied to dispence to anyone, who actually reads this crap, some words of wisdom:

life is a brief interlude between nothingness and eternity

to make headlines you have to use a corduroy pillow

so many pedestrians, so little time

reality is an obstacal to halusination

change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

everyday a day gose by

suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism

you cant' have everything ... where would you keep it?

lookout for number 1. don't step in number 2

never trust a skinny cook

never eat anything bigger then your head

it is morally wrong to let suckers keep thier money

clams are not all that happy

if everything seems to be going your way you're probably in the wrong lane

you're not paranoid, they really are out to get you

.... You Missed Out!

Last night was the long anticipated Projekt Revolution Tour! The wait to get in was .... a  nightmare .... but when you were finnally in and the show began (even no especially at the revolution stage) the wait seemed totally worth it. " In short... You Missed Out! on a great show, and I have one thing to say... Urine signed amd hugged stuff!"- Olive, "And if you don't know who that is, fell shame! I want you to feel great SHAME!"

Yeah it really was one hell of a show! Battling heat, sweaty fat men, public urination was so worth it. And one of the best things to come out of it... I could have won free condoms.

 

Just came back from one of the best concerts I have been to at The Chain Reaction in Anahime (sorry about the spelling). Close But Not Quite, The Ready Aim Fire, Goodbye Elliot, and Metro Station! It was my first time evr hearing The Ready Aim Fire and Close But Not Quite and I have to say I was not disappointed. Close But Not Quite has deffinetly made my top ten fav band list, and of cours Metro Station is on that list. Tonight Metro Station ruled the stage, they were f-ing amazing! I really need to see them again when I know all thier songs (i only new a few). If you ever hear of these four bands play near you I highy suggest seeing them, you will not be disappointed.

F.Y.I - Metro Station will be going on tour sometime around this fall or end of summer so look out for them and go see them!

                                                                                                         Later Days,

                                                                                                                          Lizzie

P.S.

      on a more personal note Trace, I hope you know how much physical pain I suffered for you tonight. i <3 u!

BOWLING FOR SOUP LYRICS

"High School Never Ends"

Four years you think for sure
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that’s just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends

Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five

Reese Witherspoon,
She’s the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I’ve seen it all before
I want my money back

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex,
Who’s in the clubs and who’s on the drugs,
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you’re still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And I still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

High school never ends

If you weren't at the EL REY on May 24 you missed one hell of a show!

Originally I was there for Young Love (Erick is the star of the band, ADMIT IT!). But I was blown away by Liam And Me, Play Radio Play (do they ever diappoint?), and of course the head lining act Under The Influence Of Giants. This was my first time hearing these three bands live and I'm so looking foward to doing it again. I am very picky about my music, especially live music, so you know they have to be good I'm willing to see them again.

The four bands each have thier own personal style but they reallt came together with this dance/techno/electric/rock (I have no idea what to call it, if you know please tell me). These guys kept the floor moving all night. It didn't matter if it was your first, second, or tenth time seeing any of these bands, if you were there you were daning your ass off (even if you don't the best moves).

I advise anyone who reads this to see these bands when you have the chance, you won't regret it.

                                                                                                                     - Feliza -

 

to anyone who gose on my page (not like anyone really does) i might not be back on for a whlie. i jsut found out to day that my nina Mary died. i saw her dead body be carried out from her house, i saw her daughter break down, and i witnessed the crule and cold heart of my "father" first hand. so please don't say ur sorry or pary for me, if you do pray then pray for her family, they need some kind of help and "god" won't listen to me.

goodbye............................................................................................................................maybe

                                                                                                                               lizzie

... why do people who are so kind and so sweet have to die so horribally and people who are absoluty terribal either live forever or die peacfully?

as i write this my aunt, almost my second mother, is lying in a hospital bed in a room no bigger then my bathroom and is dying slowly and painfully. she is terribally skinny and bald from the radiation therapy but she is still one of the prettiest things my eyes have ever held. why dose she have to suffer? what has she ever done?

i have gone to catholic school my whole life and they all say the same thing, "things happen for a reason. it is all part of God's great plan." if it all part of God's great plan then why dose it have to involve the suffering of someone who has devoted thier life to him? why dose she have to die this way? it just isn't fair! and the only way i get to see her or express my pain is in the silence of the night. my father has "refused" (as he really has any power over me) to let me or my mother visit her and her family in this thier time of great pain and sorrow.

do you have any idea how much it hurts to not see the person that practically raised you. and now she is dying and i can't be by her side to hold her hand for the last time, or kiss her cheeck, or say thank you for the years she spent looking after me as if i were her own. i know that soon the call will come that she has left us and i have preparing my self for that moment but every time i think i can handel it i just keep thinking that i'll walk on my closly approaching graduation day and there will be any empty seat in both my family section and my heart.

i don't want to be around for the call, i don't want to have to put on my best funneral attire and stand over a box that holds the remains of someone i admire. she IS a wonderful person, a honest perrson, a kind person, and a faithful mother, wife, and friend. how can you let someone like that go? how can you sit back while someone like that just slowly dies in front of you? it isn't fair!

i let go of God when my mom first got sick and ever since then nothing good has really happened to all the good people around me, things jsut got worse. how can i trn back to god when he can be so crule? was it me, was it because i turnrd away from him he decided to make life hell for all the good people in my life? if it was me then why not handel it with me directly? why fuck with every one else?

IT ISN'T FAIR!

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields

I can resist everything except temptation.
-- Oscar Wilde

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Bitchin' Camaro www.deadmilkmen.com

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Now it's in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.

I  noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager  had spiked hair in all different colors: green,

red, orange, and blue. 



The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and 

find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he 

sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything 

wild in your life?"



The old man did not bat an eye in  his response,



"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was  just wondering

if you were my son."

 a few days ago as my physiology teacher was rambling on about little life lessons and his army days he happened to say somthing that really caught my attention : fort lost in the woods in the state of misery. he said that was what they called the base they were stationed at in his army days (it was in the state of Missouri, in case you didn't catch that). at first i thought it was a pretty funny reffrence to the fort and the state but then i really thought about and i found that it really spoke  to my current state of mind. lost in a state of misery. i don't know how many people out there agree with me but when you're completly lost in life it seems like even when you laughing your hardest you're still not happy.

without any direction or even a speck of an idea as to where you're going your stuck in this foggy state of misery and pain. i don't feel like doing anything and doing nothing upsets me. i don't want to sleep because it's a waste of time (time i could really use) and yet sleep is my only escape into a world i can control. i don't want to eat anything because it all tast like metal, but i kind of need food because i'm like human and all. and i reall ydon't want to be around people (especially people in the same mood as me), but i fear being alone and isolated.

fort lost in the woods in the state of misery. it's a labyrinth with dead ends at each turn and happiness is word that no longer fits in your vocabulary. it's a place we all enter at some point in our lives but most of us find our way out, our direction in life. i only wish i could be one of those lucky ones who finds thier way before it's too late. it's really stressful living with the thought that in a few short months i'll be starting college and i have no idea what i'm going to do when i get there or when i leave. i just need to try harder to find my way. i gusse.

 

Stevie Smith - Not Waving But Drowning

Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.

Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he's dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.

Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.

hope this gets you thinking.

hey, four more days till the the crapiest holiday of the year! five more till the best. Feb. 15 The Day After or Bitch Day. this the day where everyone who was without a valentine the day before can sit around and eat the cadny they bought themselevs and call all thier single friends and bitch about love and how they have been screwd over every year.

so everyone please, this year help make Feb. 14 and 15 the best Anti-Valentines ever. don't send I Love You messages and cards to everyone tell them the truth, if they want to show you how much they love you only once a year then they better get youb somthing better then a stupid box of chocolate.

if none of this is verey clear i'm sorry but this time of year really gets me in a twist.

HAPPY ANTI-VALENTINES BITCHES! 

OH MY GOD FOB!

the FOB concert was f-ing awsome! i say that only because there are no other words to describe it. my friend and i got there at like 6:00 and FOB didn't get there till like 10:00. they were supposed to start at 9:30 but it really didn't matter because once again they were f-ing awsome. they palyed my favorite songs SATURDAY and DANCE,DANCE! my pics came out pretty crapy thought. there all of Pete except for like two which are of Patrick. if you weren't there you totally missed out.

I watched your dying eyes

fading to a clean slate white

through all the years of lies

at least you put up a great fight

your pain was somthing I could not know

a smile to hide your "shame"

a pain I would not wish on friend or foe

I couldn't but feel to take the blame

I could have been there more

but you were tougher then you seem

your strength was something to adore

a great power from within that seemed to beam

not all my know your name

but heros like you will always remain

in the begining you were there

our love was somthing rare, something new

you spoke in words of love and care

in secret whispers, " I love you"

but then there came the distance

so close I could put the effort in

my efforts failed in the wake of your resistance

so far, my love just could not win

I finally had to let you go

it hurt to see you walk away

your love will always linger, this I know

a great comfort to know a piece of you will always stay

to be heart broken is not a shame

for true love is known throught all this pain

I know I havn't written in like forever. Sorry. But nothing really big happened except for the AAR concert Dec. 2, which was f-ing awsome! But I saw them befor so I wasn't to big for me. You can see some of the pictures here.

Anyway, last night I saw YOUNG LOVE! If you ever get the chance to see them TAKE it. They are so great live, I think they are better live then on thier CD which is awsome. The band is so sweet. I was asking them to sign me CD and I said thank you and Dan and Erick looked me right in the eyes, smiled, and said "No, thank you." They are so nice. My friend Galia (you can see pictures of her b-day party here) was trying to ask him to sign her dollar when he was walking past her and she dropped her money and Dan walked back and picked it up for her and singed a paper for her. While he was signing it she said to him "Yesterday was my birthday." then he said "Really, Happy Birthday." and then she just had to say "Yeah, I turned 18. I'm legal now." and Dan just laughed a little.

At the concert there was another band there, Overnight Lows. They were great. I loved thier songs but I wasn't fast enough to catch a CD. Galia took me camera phone and took picture after picture of the guitarist because she thought he was so cute.

This had to be the best weekend ever! This week to come is going to be the best of my life because this Tues. Feb. 6, 2007 my friend Justine and I are going to the Fall Out Boy concert in L.A. We tried to win the tickets for thier concert on the 14 in Chicago, but if we don't get them we'll still be cool with going to L.A.